barbarajay x life

19 years old. At HKU studying BBA. loves cooking, travelling & reading
miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

(Source: secretsbest, via sootnose)

Cat lovers have pride

Ermagherd!

collegehumor:

collegehumorgifs:

When a waiter says “Enjoy your food”

Every single time I will say “Oh, you too”

I mean it - yo, have a seat next to me

Pour yourself a cup of my DIG-NI-TYY

From: Awkward Rap Music Video

Pour yourself a cup of my dig-ni-ty!!!

Sci-Fi FTW! :)

Sci-Fi FTW! :)

(via ache)